(Source: zepsternerd)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere)

OMG want

(Source: inkdgirls)

liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

(Source: minipennyblog)

distraction:

honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends

forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU